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April 19, 2010

Last night you told your boyfriend to take off your brasserie and tapas your ass.

Food getting you hot and bothered lately?

Call on the national chain of erotic bakers to get your fix.  The underground ring of naughty bakers (there are over 1000 across 50 states) are on hand to create your wildest fantasy in a delicious, edible form.

Booby cookies?  Check. Penis pies?  Yup. Bra cakes?  Piece of cake. No job is too big, too small, or too raunchy for the masterful chefs whose identities have been sworn to secrecy.  The bakers promise delivery in one hour and are on call 24 hours a day, seven days a week to take your order for a bachelorette party, a frisky birthday, or a sensual anniversary.

There are even sugar-free and vegan options for the health conscious.

Finally–someone who understands your restau-raunchy side.

Deliveries only.  Visit www.eroticbakeryusa.com* or call 1866-396-8429 to place an order.

*Contains graphic images not suitable for the sqeemish.

Image via Erotic Bakery USA

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One Comment leave one →
  1. April 22, 2010 10:17 am

    Back in the day, there was a great Saturday Night Live skit starring Patrick Stewart (aka Jean-Luc Picard) as a baker of erotic cakes. Very funny stuff.

    BTW, love your blog header. Proofreaders’ marks FTW!

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