Posts tagged ‘mishap’

My name is Holley Simmons, and I:

*start dance parties.
*have never been stung by a bee.
*never ask where the public restroom is in restaurants.
*know the first 81 digits of Pi.
*know at least five ways to cure the hiccups.
*eat with my hands whenever possible.
*read the last sentence of every book before I start it.
*remove the cheese from my pizza before I eat it.
*have never seen the second half of "The Sound of Music."
*am a sore loser.
*never think twice.
*always return my shopping cart at the grocery store.